Cat Lady Law Ends College Romance in California

There's a new law, put into place by communist State Senators, signed into law by the head communist of California. Its called Affirmative Consent. It affect all college students, making it a sex crime felony to have sex without affirmative consent for each and every action involved. Violating it makes you sex criminal, not only kicking you out of college/university but also putting you on the Megan's Law list, a list which is permanent and denies you legal rights you had before. After reading this law I can only say I am glad not to be a college student.

The entire concept is ridiculous. Young women are not generally very vocal or affirmative during intercourse. Some are, and go into pornography. Most aren't. Since most aren't the sort to make lots of Yes noises, and few men want to interrupt the flow of things to ask permission for every step like Milktoast missing the necessary bits for the act in the first place, I can only conclude the entire law was created by people with other intentions.

What would be the point of effectively banning sex for college students?

1. Preventing distractions, though the frustration will probably create more spree crimes.
2. Preventing college sweethearts from marrying by making sweethearts into felons.
3. Reducing births by preventing sex.
4. Denying young women legal access to sex.
5. Driving young men to seek sex from professionals in states where such laws don't exist.
6. Reduce tuition costs by removing students from the state colleges entirely.
7. Reduce out of state attendance rates by discouraging students from coming to California at all.
8. Increasing cat adoption for the lonely spinsters.

It wasn't clear from the description of this insane law whether the felony applies when non-college students have sex with college students, or the fiscal impact from losing all that tuition from Male out-of-state college students who will no longer be attending in California.

I think the Lesbian League has miscalculated. When a Lesbian breaks this law, the consequences are the same as a male "raping" a coed, under this new definition. She will be facing the same vicious consequences and become a sex predator for life, face Megans Law for life, go onto the map and have to visit official counselors, for life. Neighbors will shiver on sight at the clearly listed pervert and child molestor, because that's what the Law makes official. Same as skinny dippers in rural rivers.

The only folks gaining from this are the SPCA, who will be offloading lots of cats to insane spinsters who will never get to have sex because they lost their best years in college and ran out of places to meet the sort of men they'd kinda like to know better. Too late. Missed their chance. Get surrounded by stacks of newspapers and cat pee. This law makes cat ladies.

And its going to be great at driving college students out of California, of both sexes. Free college tuition just won't be enough to correct this attack. I can't see the state supreme court likely to strike it down. This state is insane, and the govt running it is eccentric. The kind of senile that needs to get into the rest home, and serious medication and a nurse to wipe up the dribble. This is the trouble with good weather. You get old people moving in, and not as sharp as they used to be.