Friday, April 22, 2016

Functioning Steampunk

The G+ +steampunk_tendencies group is mostly pictures of attractive women in a bodice, a top hat with goggles and gears glued on.


They are often wrapped in buckles and frequently holding some kind of oversized plastic gun with a brass/bronze paintjob. Many of the guns are made out of nerf guns for that classic multibarrel effect. The girls are often wearing skirts too short, so they'e showing a lot of leg.

When the railroad was finished the West rapidly shifted from ragged survivalists to newly arrived Victorians who quickly forced the Eastern standards of dress, buildings, and manners on those who'd actually been here for a while and built the houses and railroad. As you'd expect, the Victorians went over like a lead brick. However, frequent fires and required towns to be rebuilt every few years until they ended up with stone to stop them spreading, and many of the frontier towns were stone walls shared with the place next door so you got rows of shops down the main street as you see in Nevada City, Grass Valley, and Truckee. Sacramento also ended up this way, though it flooded every spring until they filled in the street to cover the first floor and everybody shifted their business to the second. This happened in Oakland too, for the same reason. If Venice had been more sensible and less prosaic they'd have done the same, filling in the canals and raising the streets. New Orleans ought to do this if they want to stay occupied, but its a lazy city, constantly drunk, so that's probably too much like work.
Marlin 1895 Guide Gun Lever Action 45-70 rifle

The upside to all this is there's still lots of Victorian era buildings around in the West, and life is easier. You don't have to pretend with your Victorian stuff. If you want a functioning Victorian era firearm, you can have one with modern materials and actually use it at a gun range. The Winchester 1864 Lever Action Rifle was designed by John Browning (I think) and you can buy one in .357 Magnum, to take advantage of the caliber properly with the barrel longer than any pistol and still be acceptable recoil for some skinny model with a top hat. Or you can do better with a Browning Lever Action in 7mm08, a fixed 4x scope painted in bronze finish. The pinion gear when you work the action is a thing of beauty. It would be ruined by a single piece of large sand, but its truly beautiful. And the rifle is very pointable and will kill deer and elk out to 300 yards.

There's also the falling block Ruger Number One model rifle, in a caliber like .270 Winchester or possibly something lighter like .243 Winchester. In stainless steel with light colored wood stock and silver finished scope its a ladies' weapon if ever one could be.
Ruger No. 1, Falling Block Single Shot Rifles

Another tool of that era was the bicycle. I'm sure you can't ride a bicycle in skirts, but women were trying to get out of the kitchen, to get the vote and have more choices in life. Yes, the first thing they used the vote for was to ban alcohol and create the mafia, so that utterly failed, but they had strong feelings about hooch. They should have thought things through. One of the great charms of bicycles is you can make them look all sorts of ways, though Penny Farthings were a great way to get badly injured and the modern bicycle was originally called a Safety Bicycle because they didn't face-plant very easily.

It was bicyclists that organized and passed laws to pave the streets so they could actually ride at any speed. Cars took advantage of their work, not the other way around. By the post-war period after WW2, leftover parts from the aircraft industry and collected from the invasion, literally a million cushman scooters air dropped for the GIs to advance across Italy left behind, powered the invention of the Vespa Scooter. With modern carbon fiber painted to look like OD green, brass, and bronze could give a proper Victorian lady her ride. Some attempts are being made with this by motorcycle designers, working from existing designs or new ones to try and capture the young woman's market. I wish them luck.

Smartphones are too useful to discard, but they can accept sleeves to dress them up, and software can be tweaked to adjust the colors and looks. These things are possible.

Boating can be made very steampunk, particularly if you stick to oars or small sailboats. Dingy sailing are the boats under about 16 feet long, big enough to carry two people on a date but small enough to fit on a light trailer for a trip to the lake. Perhaps skirts are not the best idea in a boat likely to tip over, but they're less work than rowing, though also less certain. A sailboat can be dressed up from the typical plastic when painted to look like plank strips, or it can be made from plywood and stained, then sealed with epoxy and fiberglass for full strength. A modern thin plywood boat can be built lighter than a modern plastic fiberglass and foam boat, and you can use the mast rig from a different boat if you build it right. Or build your own mast of wood if you want to.

Unfortunately I haven't had much luck finding any books on the MATH of sailboats to be able to design one that doesn't wallow or flip over. Most of the designers don't like people to know their tricks. The Peterson Project Weekender is an interesting little boat, built without a keel or ballast, yet able to carry two in its cabin and still fit on a trailer under 500 pounds. It takes advantage of curved plywood for its strength and still looks antique. Put some brass lamps with LEDs on the outside and paint the interior with cream and browns and give it some magenta or olive cushions, it would be great on the Great Lakes or sailing up the Columbia River.

As for homes, at the time of Victoria we were building these ornate, tall, wooden townhouses mocking castles but all too flammable and difficult to clean. By 1900, we were already shifting to Craftsman design, which was lighter, smaller, and used some new non-victorian materials like stained glass and glass brick. A craftsman house was meant to be built by a young single man with a day job, in his evenings and weekends, during the course of a single summer, with hand tools, by himself. When the house was done, he could get married. A nice idea and it worked at the time. Now we have too much complexity and expertise and need official county inspectors because of lawsuits over building standards getting responsibility shoved onto the county so they have a vested interest that no hovels are built or sold.

Naturally, the transition from steampunk into art deco is rough. Steampunk wasn't aware of streamlining yet, and when that was discovered as the race to develop metal flying aircraft from wood and fabric designs, discarding the airship (blimps and zepplins are popular in steampunk) for the more flash Gordon design that grew into the 1930's Art Deco movement. Eventually WW2 minimalism spelled the end of Baroque style and began simple utilitarianism which continues today. Rejection of utilitarianism and shapeless grunge style returned under the name Steampunk. 

Obviously, we like the aesthetic of craftsmanship rather than the utility of mass produced identity suppressing sameness of modern civilization, which has managed to make the population resent all its advantages and simultaneously disemploying them so they can't afford them in the first place. Ornate and baroque craftsmanship, clothes that fit, tools with art rather than merely utility. These are things people want today. Girl Genius has done a great job providing more views of the ideal, the post-waif woman who is allowed to own a gun to defend herself from ruffians, beasts, and finds machinery and fine china to be necessities of progress. Communism has failed. Post-communist neo-Victorianism has more of a future, even if the commies suffer conniption fits when considering Victoria and Rand. 

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Climate Change: What Do Scientists Say?

And here's a calm and less sarcastic version of what I've been trying to say from a professor at MIT on climate change. Bravo.



Climate Change: What Do Scientists Say?: Climate change is an urgent topic of discussion among politicians, journalists and celebrities...but what do scientists say about climate change? Does the data validate those who say humans are causing the earth to catastrophically warm? Richard Lindzen, an MIT atmospheric physicist and one of the world's leading climatologists, summarizes the science behind climate change.

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Transgressive Living

Mobility in a broken economy with selfish voters is the right answer. Run away from bad people. Don't bother to change their minds. Just outlive the fools. Millenials mostly want to vote for the Communist from Vermont, while the older commies want Haggery. I despise these people. Rather than help a community that votes for poverty and racism (the communists), grab your stuff and leave town. They can die in place, alone and confused at why nobody loves them.

That said, mobility comes down to living space. While a tent can be folded up into your car its hardly secure storage while you're at work. Thus trailers make sense, provided you don't go insane living in one, and you can afford to live in one year round. Trailers are not perfect. Many are made of less durable materials. Most cost too much. All require a sturdy fuel-inefficient vehicle to tow them, and parking them where you sleep isn't free in many cases.

There are things to be desired to add to a standard RV or trailer currently missing.
  1. Lighter weight
  2. Solar panels on the roof, batteries to store the power for your use. 
  3. LED interior lighting
  4. Cleaning of gray water. 
  5. Drying and extrusion of black water for easier handling, possibly into sterile pellets or possibly burned
  6. Pellet stove for heating in winter months
  7. Radiators for supplemental heating, though possibly irrelevant
  8. Propane heat absorption from fridge. When you expand propane it absorbs heat. Use this to take the heat out of a fridge and keep it cold. 
  9. Wifi and satellite TV antennas
  10. Bigger kitchen, larger fridge, with foldable and storable counter workspaces. 
  11. Steerable wheels, powered, and with power brakes
  12. Low center of gravity
  13. Active suspension with variable ride height. Failing that, a suspension that tilts the body into corners
  14. Rear view cameras (webcams)
  15. External security cameras in all directions. 
  16. Sufficient insulation to heat or cool in either weather extreme. 
  17. Fan for cooking. 
  18. Hot water heater with inputs from several sources (solar panels, solar water heater tubes, immersion heater, scavenger heater from skin and pellet stove. 
But what does all this weigh? If it is light enough, skip the fancy wheels and suspension. And if the insulation is good enough, skip the various heating tricks. Body heat should be able to heat a trailer, which then gets down to cooling. How quiet can the compressor be on an A/C unit mounted on a roof? Replace with the latest when available. 

Then it gets down to maintenance. How often do you need to refill the water, and drain the waste? The dry waste trick would be useful. Distilling the grey water back to clean, or for flushing, would be useful, but probably very energy intensive.

What about hookups is difficult on some site? A sewer hookup and electric drop are typical, even at a rural location. I expect there are people who drill a well, hookup solar panels and a water tank to pump it, and batteries for the excess power if any. That would work anywhere there's ground water. Yes, putting that kind of money into a site is more sensible for multiple users, and that gets you a trailer park, however trailer park residents have a reputation. Mostly a bad one. Being away from those is generally considered a good idea. It is possible for a trailer park with better standards to exist, but I have no idea what they cost to stay in if you're working a 3-5 month long contract. Cheaper than a regular apartment? I don't know. 

I cannot count on better trailer parks to exist in the places likely to have work for me. I cannot count on safe places to park. I can count on people to be bad. That is natural. I cannot count on free travel. I cannot count on civil rights. Those are being destroyed by the Socialists and the Autocrats. Bad people, basically. Driving away from them is sensible. And when their darkness destroys a community, like Detroit collapsed, you hitch up the trailer and leave town. Its only sensible. I will probably not be able to afford a good and comfortable trailer I can live in year round at the outset of my career. More likely I will buy something like the Rpod above and make it work for me. There are many places that want librarians and can't pay them much. Its hard to accept this when investing serious money in the education, but life isn't nice. Life is nasty and brutish and often short, and as long as communists are given power, this is how things will be. What you want is irrelevant, and people who tell you to follow your dreams are just trying to harm you. 

Monday, March 14, 2016

Tall Trees and Crazy

I live in the Sierras. We grow oaks and pines and such here. A neighbor about 100 feet away had a 100 foot tall pine tree in front of his house. Approximately 100. It had been raining hard for a couple days. 8 inches of rain fell. The ground was pretty soft.

I heard a chainsaw. Its Sunday, late morning. Why is there a chainsaw? Look out window. A man, by himself, is chainsawing this 100 foot tall tree. Then he cuts the safety notch. I can see this because it is pointed exactly our way. He is cutting this 100 foot tall tree down and its going to fall on us, 100 feet away, approximately. A maniac with a chainsaw and no crew is cutting down a tree to fall on our house. We call the police.

The police say they don't care about trees. They don't care about chainsaws. They say get off the phone. They say the city only cares about after the disaster. So logically speaking, if you shoot at a city employee and miss, its okay because you didn't hit them. I shall remember that. I now understand why the city cops have a bad reputation with the county. The Deputies actually care about preventing crime. The city just wants to document it.

The tree comes down and slams its top into the driveway of my neighbors house, about 5 feet from my property line, missing their phone box by 8 feet, crinkling the gutter on the front of the garage and bouncing wood off the garage door but not breaking it. My neighbor normally has his truck, full of gasoline, parked in a spot that is now full of two thousand pounds of pine tree that dropped at 100 mph. If it were 5 feet taller it would have hit the natural gas regulator and lit his house on fire in a huge explosion, and the tree was now on top of the shutoff valve and the electrical panel is right next to the gas, providing the spark. It would have burned down our next door neighbors house, and then ours because the gas was only 20 feet from us and the flames get big.

I'm amazed that the tree missed the neighbors house. It ripped branches off his fire maple, and will take expert trimming to save. I haven't seen if the pavement is cracked, or the sidewalk. Missing the house is expertise and luck in equal measure. The tree, 100 feet long, is now across the street. There's ways around it, but the police finally roll up, lights off, the beat cop annoyed that we'd call the cops for a mere madman cutting down trees. Then other crew members appear from nowhere and a work truck shows up. So do all our neighbors.

The owner of the tree across the street eventually comes up the street to explain that the tree had moved two inches due to the wet ground, suggesting it was going to tip over and fall, and that he was very afraid it would fall on his house or one of the neighbors so called in the emergency tree cutting crew. He did not THINK to tell any of us why, not even the man next door. I can see that would make it an emergency. Not telling the neighbors and hiring a lumberjack with a 5 foot long chainsaw, with no safety crew to indicate this was something other can a panicked homeowner about to make things horribly worse and destroy a neighbors house to save his own? D1ck move.

After the tree came down more people showed up and they started to saw off branches 16 inches across and 20 feet long. This was a big tree. They spent the rest of daylight cutting the branches back to the central trunk, then cut that up and brought in a logging truck to pick up the logs and carry them off. I doubt the crew knew or cared that the neighbors weren't told. That wasn't their job. That was the homeowner's job. He didn't call or walk across the street or next door and just watched this crew drop the tree away from his house. He was saved. Screw his neighbors.

This is the downside to dealing with retired people in a place full of heavy metal poisoning and dementia. The crazy is strong here. This is why I want to get a trailer and move elsewhere, frequently. Crazy is funny when you don't have to live with it. When its as simple as paying off your debts and hitching the trailer to the truck and pulling out of there for the next vacation spot and temporary job. I think that Community is reserved for people born there and never left. If you weren't born there, you can't be part of the Community, and community only extends as far as tiny towns (like here) where it is possible to know the same people for decades. If you aren't born there, you aren't one of us. You're just a Them, an exploitable resource. I will always be a Them everywhere I go. Small towns are always desperate and scheming so welcome Them for their money, until the money and goodwill runs out. Sacrificing myself for a community which plans to curb-stomp me when the time is right is incredibly stupid and self destructive.

I really wish people would think a bit more, but they don't. I am constantly disappointed by the actions of my species and my survival strategy is to keep moving. Staying in one place is asking for it.

UPDATE: We paced it off. The tree was 4 feet diameter at the base and 165 feet tall/long. We were 25 feet further. Considering we thought it was 100 feet tall and it was 65% larger (error), we were completely justified to be upset about this maniac dropping it without notice or consideration.

Sunday, February 7, 2016

REVIEW: Anime: Dagashi Kashi

This anime is basically Amelie, only with candy instead of schitzophrenia. 

vs Amelie
They both have a manic glee to them, but their drives are mysterious to the viewer. These are Manic Pixie Dream Girls, alright.

TV: Chuck and Flash

Millenials have particular tastes in television. They are more cheerful than my generation since their cynicism comes from groupthink rather than personal experience. They don't BELIEVE in cynicism, merely flirt with it for the sake of convenience. This shows up in their preferred TV programming.

Chuck is the story of an accidental secret agent. It is an action comedy on a TV budget, and its strengths include that the main character is a computer nerd with a broken heart who ends up a spy by accident. This lets him date a lovely blonde spy girl with issues of her own (turtles all the way down!). The first season also includes some good details, such as his best friend the bigger geek, the other nerds he works with being less functional than he is, and his bosses are hilarious and realistic parodies of people I've worked for in the last 20 years. Harry the creepy assistant manager is playing people I worked for. I really appreciated that this is a common trope now. And that corporate HR will hire this type and not realize it is demotivating staffs to give power to that kind of personality. They are directly harming their company, and including this character is a wonderful poke at the generation ruining America.

Chuck remains a charming show until he gains superpowers sufficient to defend himself, his spy-girl gets more emo, and even Adam Baldwin can't save the mess from itself, after which the show loses most of its appeal. The musical numbers are pretty funny though.

Jeffster was awesome. So was Captain Awesome, Chuck's brother in law. It does make many references to the 1980's, which I appreciate having grown up in that decade. I generally think that the decade when you're 10+ is the one where you are growing up, and should be the one a generation is measured by. So Millenials are nearing 30 at this point, having grown up with the Internet and cellphones. They don't memorize things because they can Google it. And they have a panic attack when their phone breaks or there's no signal, and can't even tolerate the idea of being alone, or going to places where you can't see people everywhere you look. It frightens them.

Another popular show for Millenials is The Flash. This TV show on CW network, which is programming created mostly for the flyover states and aims at the people MTV used to make programming for is relatively fun. Most of the cast are 18-30 years old, with the old guys my age either comic or evil or a source of wisdom if they are lucky. The wise are mostly doomed to die so the youth can rise up and take our places. This is the general theme of humanity, after all. Until such time as we can stop being bastards to each other, control our own birthrates without reverting to war to make room for the babies we're too irresponsible to feed otherwise, and take up the mantle of engineered bio-immortality (you can still die, but if you are careful and avoid accidents, the suicide gene and cancer never happen so you can theoretically live forever in a balanced state of health and fitness) or possibly upload your consciousness into a machine-space simulation instead of having a physical body (another option, and one that's cheaper than agriculture), both options being unlikely so long as we're warlike and evil. Still, shows like the Flash, a many times updated character from DC comics, this version being a relatively nice guy and pretty nerdy like Chuck, only with abilities without wisdom. Thus he needs a support team and learns from his many mistakes as the story goes. Often, when The Flash does something decent or offers redemption, the villain kills someone he cares about in response. I think the meta-meaning there is the Millenials are warning older generations are cannibalizing the young for our petty needs and short term gains. This is... true. And awful. The generation older than mine has been actively raping and pillaging the young in most of the businesses I've worked. I've been appalled. That media aimed at Millenials incorporates this as a regular plot point in most episodes is rather damming and serves as a warning for the future.

Another good example of this is Firefly, and the movie Serenity, using the same cast as the TV show. Note the presence of Adam Baldwin, being Adam Baldwin again. Once more we have an example of wealthy older people preying on the young struggling to create space they own and can improve for themselves. In this case the older people employ space nazis in actual jackboots (nice touch, Whedon!) whose effort to control their population and make them into sheep literally kills a planet and makes space zombies, that rape, kill and eat, in random order, the poor. The space nazis also torture teenage girls and slaughter settlements for fun. Because that's how you keep control. You scare the rest by killing some in very showy ways. That's how China long dealt with rebellion. They'd kill a whole province (30 million people) to scare the other 8 provinces into paying their taxes on time. This worked for generations, and what's 30 million peasants, after all? They're only peasants. Just like you and me. TV shows have homed in on this successful theme and its now present in much of the media aimed at youth. The most successful YA books have the theme of youth-exploitation and child-murder. Maze Runner, Divergent, Hunger Games are each about youth being slaughtered ritually to please the older people in power. This resonates because there is truth in it.

And we should be worried. These aren't comedies, not really. They are a warning.

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Early Spring, Briefly

We're having a brief few days of warm weather here in the Sierras. It snowed here last Tuesday. I got to drive through it down the canyon past Rough and Ready before the rain started to hammer down the rest of the way to my internship/job at the Yuba College library. Today its 67'F outside. I got to drive home from my local library volunteer job with my windows open. It was lovely. The sun is shining, people are riding their motorcycles and bicycles or driving with the top down on their sports cars. Dad took his Porsche to the local club meeting near Kmart, had "cars and coffee" and talked with the various porsche owners and hot-rodders who meet there. Hot Rodders aren't US-only snobs here. They will say nice things to the Mini owners, and the Porsche guys because its still about cars, after all. We'll eat burgers off the grill tonight, always a favorite, and I think I'll bake some fries too. Tomorrow is the Stupor-Bowl, and I suspect I've seen most of those ads on Hulu already. Still, I'll watch some of the game. It will be fun. I even bought good beer for the event: Black Butte Porter by Deschutes Brewery, started by a marine veteran who created lots of jobs in his home town, near Bend, Oregon. Its a very consistent beer and I appreciate its flavors. It is not for sissies or pounding. This is a heavy beer.

So, with my window open and a porter to sip I am enjoying the rest of my day. Cheers.