Halloween Costumes

I had this idea for a Halloween costume, since I would be shelving books at the local library. I was going to take one of those name stickers and write this on it:

ASK ME ABOUT MY

SELF QUARANTINE.

I decided, after some thought, not to do that. With all the druggies around here someone would panic, and many of the library patrons come in the door stoned out of their minds. Tasting colors and smelling sounds. The deputies would respond to the 911 call with guns and I'd be arrested so I decided that would be a bad idea, even if its a genuinely scary costume on the appropriate day for costumes. That's the trouble with education. Its often a bad idea to use it.